29 May 2016
Watching the Libertarian National Convention on C-SPAN is weird and amusing, at least if you can find amusing the clash of gun fetishists (I saw more of this flag than any other), young techno-utopian marketers, and women with pink hair and Statue of Liberty headgear.
Gary Johnson will be their presidential nominee, again. To summarize his acceptance speech: he really loves you guys and is happy to throw himself on a pyre and crucify himself on a cross of media bias, but you have to understand that Bill Weld is a good man and has made at minimum 25 media appareances already, and besides, we share a secret twin language to communicate in when Trump and Hillary might be in earshot. (The party's delegates vote on the VP nominee separately, because Freedom.)
I am sympathetic to third parties in general (the Green Party most of all) but I'm not really into child labor and having neither roads, bridges, air traffic control, nor schools. And that's what "the less government, the better" means in practice. I hope some of the younger people at this convention will figure this out one day.